Cheating!!?

a man and a woman have been married for twenty years and they've always had sex in the dark, well one night the woman decideds to surprise her husband and turn on the light, when she does she realizes he is using a cucumber, ';YOU BASTARD!!!'; she yells ';Have you allways done this?'; her husband looks at the floor and replies';yes.'; ';U STUPID CHEATING ASSHOLE!!'; she starts but is interupted ';I'M THE CHEATER?'; her husband replied, ';THEN HOW DO U EXPLAIN OUR FOUR KIDS?';Cheating!!?
lol i have a just as good cheating joke:





Bill and his friend Dave are deer hunting and as Dave puts the stock of his rifle scope to his shoulder he replies ';OH SH*T BILL!!!! I can see your house from here and I can see your wife she's cheatin on you dude!!!!';





Bill fed up with his wife's cheating by now replies ';G*d D*mmit that f*cking sl*t!!!! Shoot her in the head and him in the crotch that'll fix em once and for all !!!!';





Dave replies ';No problem man I can do that in 1 shot.....';Cheating!!?
funny, poor kids.
I heard it before. It sucks.
funnyy.
hahaha. lol. that's so funny. no, seriously. i laugh like crazy at anything even remotly funny, so this is like, roll around on the floor, funny.
That is hilarious.
he he